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This message Lair Legion of Super Heroes Redo was posted by ag HAS to take a part in this rejuvenation of the board! Another story is comming soon! on Sunday, January 5, 2003 at 15:09.
3205 AD, The busy streets of New Paradopolis:
As the time traveling villainess, Timequestor, gazes angrily at Justin Tyme, her time traveling ex-boyfriend, Justin speaks to his companion in time, “Tonya! We’re about to leave again!”
“Um, Justin, I know I said I’d help you, but this is my home and I’ve been gone so long!” Tonya Wazzo considers.
The time traveler looks at her with knowing eyes, “I understand. Believe me. Good bye Tonya.”
“Good bye Justin.”
In a flash of energy Timequestor and Justin, their machines interlocked in continuing sparks, vanish.
Tonya looks around at the future cityscape, says to herself, “Well gang. I’m back!”
She begins to head north, remembering her city.
Thinking to herself, “Five years! I was here in the year 3201. The Legion went up against the Cowled Crook, a old foe of ours.* Then he opened a portal through time and I was sucked through until a moment later I was on the streets of Parodopolis centuries before.** After awhile, and with the help of my new friends, Janeen Brunsen, Amazing Guy and the rest of the JBH, I began to feel at home. I even spent a few years there. And now I’m finally home.”
She sighs with relief as she walks down the busy street. At first she’s so excited that she isn’t paying attention to her surroundings. After awhile, though, she starts to notice the differences, “Things sure seem different. I guess there’s been a lot of changes in five years. I wonder what Legion headquarters looks like n..huh? The road’s a dead end? But it should go on for miles in this direction. What’s this building doing here?” She turns around and takes a second look around. “Wait, everything is slightly different.”
* In the now a long time sence it was posted Lair Legion of Super Heroes #32
** In the Also long time posted Untold Amazing Tales #2
Then it dawns on her.
“Oh no! Oh no! The timer was wrong Tonya, that’s all! The year is wrong, it has to be!” she thinks in panic even though deep down she believes otherwise.
She heads for the building in front of her, passing through the solid wall. Several office workers of various alien species are startled as she phases straight through to the other side, which happens to be the front of the building.
Tonya looks out at more of the city in front of her. Still changed.
“It can’t be!” she thinks to herself as pedestrians walk by, “Some of these building look old, yet they are in the wrong place. There can be only one explanation for this, the past was changed and now my time has been altered. For all I know I don’t even exist in this new future.”
“Excuse me miss, but are you PhantomGhostGirl?” a little girl asks.
“Whew! You have no idea how happy your question has made me! YES! I am! What can I do for you little girl?”
“Can you sign my holo-pad? I’m a big fan of ALL the Legion!”
“Sure!” Tonya grabs the pad and uses the holo-pen to write her name on it. The girl continues.
“You always look younger on the Vid. I thought you died. How did you get back to life?”
Tonya just stares at her and thinks, “Uh oh.”
“Can I have my pad back?”
“OH! Sure! Here!”
The little girl jets off on her Hover Board, leaving Tonya to stand in mute worry. Finally she stops a Fuhhjukni male and asks him a question, “Excuse me sir, but which way to the Lair Legion of Super Heroes Headquarters?”
The End of Time, the Cowled Crook’s Citadel,
The mysterious crimson cloaked retcon master gazes with flashing red eyes at the broken body of a ManManHunter on the table before him. Which ManManHunter remains a mystery.
“Fandom, it appears Narrator wasn’t very original in his modifications to this android. It’s primarily still the Lurker’s design. There is slight software modifications, but nothing really outstanding.”
Spaced Fandom, the wide yellow eyed, slithering creature beside his master responds, “Master, master! Will it work-work-work? Can you rebuild it? Master is wise! Master can create anything! Master saved poor Fandom. Poor, wretched Fandom..om..om. Master is strong and smart.. art..art!”
The Cowled Criminal regards his servant, “You’re descending deeper into madness, aren’t you? The strain of taking so many different forms has rottened your brain.” He turns back to the android remains before him, “Yes Fandom. I will rebuild this abomination and use ‘it’ to further my plans. Now, begone from my presence and go check on our new guest.”
“Yesss good master..er..er! Poor Fandom will!”
Spaced Fandom runs on all fours, using his arms for extra legs. He passes a giant iron door. Beyond the door are the living quarters for the JBV (Justa Bunch of Villains). These five villains come from another Earth and have been promised power if they serve the Crook. Fandom doesn’t like to go in there because ever sense they were ‘upgraded’, they’ve been more vicious and very deadly. They scare the goblin-like Fandom.
Now he enters the main living quarters for his master’s various underlings. Prizecatcher barley regards him, paying more attention to his favorite knife. This villain has spent years in an alternate reality stream, honing his fighting skills to the point of deadly accuracy.
Fandom then passes the sensory deprivation machine that Amazed Adaptoid is strapped to. If this poor man were to be set free, he would adapt the powers and abilities of anyone near him, but at a painful cost to his mind.
Finally the Spaced Fandom reaches a simple room and raps on the door.
“Come in.” a young voice speaks up.
The Fandom slithers in, looking around at the simple furnishings, “Massster wants to know..ow..ow if you are alright..ight.”
“I’m fine. Tell him thank you again. This place is far better then back home, being forgotten.”
“Right away, master Johns.”
The creature runs off, leaving Harvey Johns to think to himself, “Well Twisted Organ, what have you got you’re self into now?”
The LLSH Headquarters was, last time Tonya remembered it, large, spacious and very futuristic looking. After Thugos had distroyed their old base, the super smart Visionary 5 created a new one. The new one hovered over Parody Isle, acting as a shining symbol for everyone to see that the world does indeed have heroes again.
Now, here, in a year when it should still be floating proudly, there is a different structure in its place.
The long, equally proud rocket ship shaped headquarters is not new to Tonya. She was the first new member when the LLSH formed and this was their old Headquarters. To see it now only makes her wonder if she has indeed simply arrived earlier in time, dispite the confirmed date she has seen.
“Well, guess there’s only one way to find out.” She gulps, then places her hand on the Sensory Panel. Just like when she was younger, it slides open.
“TONYA! Nurall was right! Again!” a familiar voice rings out.
“It IS you!” calls another.
Tonya Wazzo is happy and very relieved. Although younger then she remembers them, her friends Heroic Von-el and Chameleon Dragon greet her.
“You’re so much younger when you disappeared last year. You must have been trapped in time longer for you then you’ve been gone for us.. wait. I’m confused.” The antenna topped, orange skinned Beeep Dangle replies.
“Well Cham, to tell you the truth, I was worried there for a moment. I thought you all were ret..coned.” Tonya’s heart sinks as she sees Visionary 5 walk through the door with a girl. The teenage girl is dressed similar to Tonya’s best friend, Saturn Lisa, yet she’s NOT Saturn Lisa. Instead she’s a different girl entirely.
“Everything is the same as you left it, with the exception of some new members, and we lost three members.” Saturn-Ziles replies solemnly. She then changes the subject with a look of concern on her face, “Tonya! You… you don’t remember me? But we were best friends! We..”
In his cold, calculating voice, Visionary 5 speaks up to Saturn-Ziles, “Quick! Assemble the others. Lightning-Hat and the others are going to need to hear this.”
Tonya is whisked into the very large (larger on the inside then the outside would ever let on) meeting room. Once there she’s assaulted with shock, as the Legion seems to have many members, yet most seem very different to her. She recognizes the familiar look of several of them but yet they are so very different.
Invisible Archer: “Well look who’s back!”
Golden Elemental: “She’s older though. If only the time storm would’ve allowed us a change to go get her.”
Shrinking Fern (at six inches tall): “I’m worried about her Gym. She looks confused.”
Big-Bird (fourteen-foot black boy in flying harness): “It’s like she doesn’t know us Saluu.”
NTU-4000 (in his armor): “You know what’s going on, don’t you Vish?”
Visionary 5: “If what I’m suspecting is true, it’s going to be an adjustment for PhantomGhostGirl.”
Natstar: “You were right Nurall, sweety! Tonya DID return today. Just like in your dream!”
Dream Cheryl: “You should know by now, Tum, my love, that everything I dream comes true.”
Triple L (the quiet, introverted librarian asks to the boy next to her, who happens to have a crush on her): “She doesn’t remember me, does she?”
Bouncing thud: “Aye. She has the look on her of being lost. The poor wee lass.”
HappyBouncyElasticLad!: “Uh, I don’t mean to be out of the loop, but I’m out of the loop. Who is she?”
Heroic Von-el: “She was sent through a time portal thanks to the Cowled Crook. That was the mission right after HyperActiveLunaticLass! Left the team. The team was investigating the theft of an ancient artifact called Knifie, by the Crook. When Amazingly Cosmic Boy’s group confronted the Crook, he opened a portal and sucked her away. Rocc’s been blaming herself ever sense.”
Amazingly Cosmic Boy: “She’s back Tazmania. After a year she’s back!”
Shadow Dancer (the blue skinned Legionnaire): “See Rocc. Everything turned out ok after all.”
Princess ProjectrAsil: “We joined after her time, but I always wanted to meet her.”
The dark, brooding Karate Knight: “Yes. She couldn’t have known some of us, yet she looks puzzled when she sees us. What is going on in her mind, I wonder?”
UltraThunder Boy: “Forsooth! My love looks lost!”
Exferno: “Whoa Ausgardian! She looks a bit overwhelmed!”
Tonya: “Ok, hold on, wait! This is too much!”
Saturn-Ziles: “It’s ok Tonya,” she projects in Tonya’s mind, “They are all just excited. This will pass.” Then aloud for all to hear, “Tonya, this is Jayth. He goes by the name Lightning-Hat. He’s the chairman of the week and one of the founders.” Then to her boyfriend, in front of all, “Jayth, Tonya is confused. She doesn’t remember you or many of us.”
Matter Eating Musician speaks up, “Maybe it’s the time jump?”
White Sorceress: “Maybe a magic spell from Mordrudu?”
WolfWolf: “Probably those jerk face Z’Socks!”
Pegistar: “Or perhaps the Kudds.”
Lightning-Hatress: “Could be Balefire10 and his Fatal Scourge.”
Frog Boy: “Those guys never quit!”
Frozen Produce: “Golly! We never had these challenges in the Substitute Lair Legion of Super Heroes!”
WildYofire: “Probably because you were all stupid gits!”
Lightning-Hat: “Yee! Enough! Now Tonya,” he looks at her with concern, “How are you? What’s going on?”
Everyone hushes while Tonya speaks up, “Ok. This is very confusing to me. See, the era I remember was different. It was a different year and most of the Legion was lost to various events. Thanks to the Cowled Crook, I was sucked into the 21st century to work with the heroes of that era.”
Chameleon Dragon: “What were the Lair Legion like?”
De X Streak: “And De Brown Streak?”
Amazingly Cosmic Boy: “People! Let her talk!”
“Thanks.” Tonya continues, “See, what I knew of home, of this era, was different. The LLSH was formed in 3198 by three youths, Lightning Jarvis, Saturn Lisa and Cosmic Cap.”
Bug Babe: “Huh? But I thought the Legion was formed by Lightning-Hat, Saturn-Ziles and Amazingly Cosmic Boy?”
Invisible Archer: “It was, in 3203.”
Tonya continues, “There were a whole lot of members once. Even the 21st century heroes CrazySugarFreakBoy! and his daughter HyperActiveLunaticLass! were members.”
HappyBouncyElasticLad!: “They were! I’m their replacement, from this era. HappyBouncyElasticLad! Nice to meet you!”
“Uh, sure. Anyway,” she continues, “There were lots of friends, and I thought about them everyday I was back in the past. But for some reason, I’m having a hard time thinking of them now.”
“It’s just as I surmised.” Visionary 5 responds, “The events in the past changed the future permanently. What we know as our world was very different when you lived here but now, with the effects of the past, our world was altered under our very noses.”
Exferno: “So your saying everything we know is a lie?”
“Quite the contrary.” Vish 5 surmises, “This world we live in is true. What we remember, our lives and history, DID happen. The world Tonya came from, while once existing, now has been written over with a new ‘future’. And, as mentioned by her earlier, she is forgetting it slowly.”
“But what if I don’t WANT to forget?” she protests with fear.
Vish 5 replies coldly, “That does not matter. You stood out of your era when the changes occurred, but now that you’ve returned, time, and your memories, will right themselves to the new era.”
Tonya starts to feel dizzy, “This is quite a shock. I.. I need to sit down.” The feeling passes slowly. “So, what should I do?”
Lightning-Hat speaks up, “Well, we need to get you familiar with things. Lornoo,” Lightning-Hat calls to Lornoo Booko, the Earth’s current Librarian, Triple L, “Take Tonya on a brief tour. She needs to get used to things.”
As the two girls leave, Ima Arlee, Saturn-Ziles, speaks in Lightning-Hat’s mind, “You picked Lornoo for another reason besides her job as Record Keeper, huh?”
Jayth Razz replies back with his thoughts, “I figured if her best friend took her around, maybe it would help jog her memory.”
Standing at the Hall of Heroes, where Tonya and Lornoo look over large marble statues of Mailbox and Chemical Hwk, the only two Legionaries to die in battle.
“Tonya, is anything coming back? About the past?” Lornoo asks with concern.
PhantomGhostGirl looks over the statues and remains quiet for a long moment, then cracks a smile, “Well, a few things. Has Bouncing thud got around to asking you on a date yet?”
Lornoo blushes, “Tonya! Shh! He might hear!”
ARRROOOGA! TROUBLE ALERT! TROUBLE ALERT!
Amazingly Cosmic Boy’s voice comes over the speaker, “ATTENTION LEGIONARES! Balefire10, Empty Empress, Perswader, Thonrok and Velumdus are attacking! In other worlds, the Fatal Scourge are back!”
Tonya turns to Lornoo and says, “Rocc’s still trying to be Mr. perfect leader I see.”
A relieved Lornoo replies, “Yup!”
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